“I never thought of comedy as art until i got into Tim and Eric.”
“Sometimes I feel bad for the people in the T&E universe because I think Cinco has a monopoly on everything and people can only use Cinco Phones and the Innernette and not real stuff that doesn’t suck.”
“None of my friends like Tim and Eric. Nobody I’ve dated has ever remotely understood them. It pains me to know that I most likely won’t ever find a girl who has the same sense of humor as me.”
“I am terrified of Spagett and I cry whenever my friends try to spook me. Sometimes I have nightmares of Spagett.”
“I only dated my ex-boyfriend because he looked just like Eric!”
“Tim was kind of an asshole on David Liebe Hart’s Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program.”
“ I liked the NACA challenge promo so much more than B$M.”
“I feel like I would actually get along with Eric in real life, we have similar taste in a lot of stuff.”
oops
some day eveventually i will water mark these confessions
i always forget
